De viñeta a Viñeta: La letra de Next Wave

Hace unos días, comentaba que Marvel para promocionar la serie Next Wave, había colgado una canción. Pues bien, la letra es la siguiente:

It's like Shakespeare

But with lots more politics

It's like Goethe

But with lots more crushing

Like Titanic

But the boat's still floating

No it's not!

The motherfucking boat is exploding!

NEXTWAVE!

NEXTWAVE!

Dirk Anger

Is one crazy mamma-jamma

He leads HATE

Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas

HATE was formed

By the Beyond Corporation

Purposely

To bring about catastrophic devastation!

NEXTWAVE!

NEXTWAVE!

Do you want a haircut?

The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out

Do you need a toothbrush?

The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one

Do you have a step-son?

The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out

Do you see a monster?

Or a pirate?

Electric emu?

A giant sky-rat?

A midget Hitler?!

Or Pontius Pilate!

Don't call your mom or your doctor,

Just pick up the phone and call!

NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah

NEXTWAVE!

Give us a NextWave rollcall!

MONICA!

Is gonna microwave your (whistle)

TABBY!

Is gonna steal all your stuff!

AARON!

Is going to organize your sock drawer!

ELSA!

Is gonna speak with an accent!

THE CAPTAIN!

His name is The Captain!

NEXTWAVE!

NEXTWAVE!

NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...

NEXTWAVE!

For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...